how hairy? two words: wookie tits
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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