just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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