in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
