Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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