in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I want to be your penis for a week.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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