there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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