I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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