its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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