she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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