My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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