I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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