i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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