well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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