maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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