We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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