guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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