The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My vagina is officially offended.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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