I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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