So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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