You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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