The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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