I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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