Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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