haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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