She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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