Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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