ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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