just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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