We're like a lot better than the average bears
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I understand Curling. That high.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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