Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
