let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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