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(773): View more from Illinois

Tell him ill love him long time

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I'll assure him of it

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?

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(703): View more from Virginia

then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

(773): View more from Illinois

I forgot about that,good spring break.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room

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(713): View more from Texas

He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?

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(309): View more from Illinois

cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox

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(407): View more from Florida

you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo

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