Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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