i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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