I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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