so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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