Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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