i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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