So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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