I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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