i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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