chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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