I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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