You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
where am i from again
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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