Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's never too late to be topless.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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