The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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