Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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