the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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