i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I understand Curling. That high.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
