She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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