its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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