I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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