i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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