I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
