Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
