Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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