So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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