is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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